The Gunswordmancer is a pilot that could never exist.

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It's a Cyberpunk styled comedy that takes place in the future, a world much like ours, but more extreme somehow. 

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I and whoever was brave enough to put this on television would be sued into oblivion by every major media company represented in this pilot but I think it still serves as an excellent writing sample. It's a hoot to read, so enjoy.